are published following the outcome of a summit on October 14, 2009 between Colo and Penazzi (Piantoni culpably absent) on new developments in home language FIBC. There are certain requirements that emerged from today would be well respected.
1 - Elimination, or at least drastically decrease the use of verbs: the structure of the period for compliance will be as much as possible: NAME OF PERSON + EXCLAMATION POINT (prosodic emphasis added)! + + ACTION nominalization phrase "FOR HIM / HER / THEIR" + EXCLAMATION POINT (see above).
Here are some examples:
it. Michael goes to brush his teeth -> FIBC. Colo! Cleaning of the teeth for him!
it. Eugene today will paint her room -> Penazzi! Painting the room for him!
it. Alessandro bought bread -> Piantoni! Purchase of bread for him!
And so on, with the possibility of adding handfuls of exclamation points at will to increase the emphasis ...
2 - Where the use of the verb is unavoidable, it is advisable to replace any word with the motto "froth", believed to be particularly effective and meaningful.
Examples:
it. Michael goes to university -> FIBC. Michele foaming at the university (but we prefer the wording: "Tilly! Transfer university for him!")
it. Eugenio play darts -> FIBC. Eugenio foams with the arrow keys (but largely prefers the term "Penazzi! Freccimpiade to call for him!")
it. Alexander passed the exam -> FIBC. Alessandro foams examination (but we prefer the words "post! Academic triumph for him!")
3 - It reiterates the need to use words as possible or pseudotali Ferrara, which Ciossa, gabula, intrigue, stay to Tanella, gnonfio, peck, dry, gnosal, giouanal, momama, pork, and so on.
These provisions are believed to be in force from today.
See you next update the grammar.
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